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It's a rainy morning. Joel rubs his eyes, watches out the window, and lays down in bed again. The peace won't last too long, because Thomas (Enigma's real name btw) wakes him up by jumping on his bed. "What the hell are you doing?" ask Joel annoyed. "It's weekend, let's have fun together!" replies Enigma. "No. Freaking. Way." replies Joel rather angry, "I want to sleep in today. And tomorrow.". Then Colin comes in Joel's room. Joel looks annoyed at Colin, then looks back at Thomas, and then he looks back at Colin again. "Go have some fun with Thomas, Joel" says Colin, "It's a lovely day." "Lovely day, are you kiddin' me?" replies Joel Frustrated, "It's raining." "No it isn't" says Colin and points at the window. All the sudden the sun breaks thrue. Joel grumbles something and gets out of bed.Joel gets downstairs, and sits on the couch. He takes the remote control and puts on the TV. He was just in time to watch gay world TV. But then Colin pushes him away and switches channels. "You're not supposed to watch those shows" says Colin Angry. "Aw, man, I need a wank", complains Joel, "before I have to spend my day with.. that" and he points at Thomas. At that moment Thomas is busy blowing Spaghetti out his nose. "OH NO THE DINNER!" screams Colin in panic. Quickly Colin runs to Thomas and pulls the spaghetti out his nose. "Jesus titty fucking Christ, Thomas, don't play with your food!" screams Colin in Thomas's face. "Now go play outside you annoying little mugs!" Joel and Thomas quickly run towards the door. Outside they meet Chris. "You guys, 'sup?" greets Chris. "Colin has his period again." replies Joel. "This period is becoming daily, isn't it?" asks Chris sarcastic. Joel gives Chris a mad face. "hey I was just kidding" says Chris quickly, "So what you guys up to?". "I wanted to stay in bed all day and watch gay world TV and wank" replies Joel. "I want to play horsey!" says Thomas happy. "Go play 'horsey' with Colin", says Joel annoyed, "will be fun now he's in his period." "Ok" says Thomas and returns home. "Finally we're rid of that faggot, too" says joel reliefed. They decide to go to the snackbar together. There they order some real junkfood, they just grab it out the trashcan. Suddenly a sexy woman walks by. "She's mine" says Joel horny and goes after her. "What a great ass" thinks Joel. Joel pinches in the girls's but. "Hey there, sexy beast. Rawr." "PERVERT!" replies the girl and slaps Joel. "Still no luck with the ladies?" says Chris, "maybe you should try the boys." "Fuck off" replies Joel mad and walks away. Chris goes back to the trashcan. Joel goes back home around 2:00 at night. When he comes home he hears something upstairs. It's coming from Colin's room.
Joel opens the door carefully. "WHAT THE F*CK ARE YOU DOING?!?!" screams Joel. "Eh, we're playing horsey" replies Colin emberassed. Joel runs to a window and pukes out of it. Just at that moment Teddy walks by. "EEEEW!" screams Teddy. "OW IT'S YOU AGAIN JOEL! I GET YOU!!!" "ow noes" thinks Joel and runs. Chris accidently passes by also, and sees Joel running on the roof, followed by Teddy and Colin and Thomas, who are playing 'Horsey'. "This is gonna be a long, long night." thinks Chris.


The end.

Me and Colin made it up.

lmao thats hilarious XD
but u repeated a paragraph half way down

Lies XD U dint add my lines where i pwn with the lightsaber ahahahah
anyways i havent write anything myself but i inspired Chris while we were talking in msn hahah XD
Its obvious from teh role he has give me XDXD

cheers Chris u gave me a good laugh

Matt wrote:
but u repeated a paragraph half way down

Not anymore.

lolz nice

aBeas'/Matt*Hardy wrote:lolz nice

Matt Snap

Rofl at Joel in his bed

Honnestly, 'playing horsey' that is just ew, what kind of sick fantasys do you guys have?

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RascHu wrote:Honnestly, 'playing horsey' that is just ew, what kind of sick fantasys do you guys have?

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lololol dont look at me XD *points at Chris*

and the funny thing is that the story started cuz Chris wanted to make something for his english lesson XD
i guess he will make a new one or just keep teh very first lines XD

RascHu wrote:Honnestly, 'playing horsey' that is just ew, what kind of sick fantasys do you guys have?

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It was inspired by events that really happened.

YAY I AM THE MOST IMPORTANT CHARACTER IN THIS STORY
gay porn rofl

Old Post >.<'

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Joel - xzi wrote:so
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eZ ?

lol you guys suck

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