Dumb things that you have done

This topic can be funny if everyone contribute with at least one story.

2 years old: I ate a teaspoonful of salt.
5 - 6 years old: I lied to my nanny/childminder that my granny died. I still don't know why. Mom got upset.
6 - 8 years old: Had the brilliant idea to pull the hat for me when I went scooter. It ended with a night in hospital. The scar on my chin is noticeable to this day.
11 years old: Just learned word "fascist". On a trip to the cinema with some friends I randomly yelled "you fucking fascist" to a soldier that we crossed by. I don't know why I did it. They laughed.
13 - 14 years old: Threw a playing card "for fun" on a friend and he recieved a wound on his nose.
Same year I ran into a glass window at full speed at a friends house. The whole family noticed it and laughed hysterically. Luckily It didn't break.

I know that I have done worse things, but I can't remember any specific occasion right now. On later years I have just done some small dumb things being drunk that doesn't count. Your turn

When I was a little kid, I drank a bottle of perfume, used to make up bullshit stories during 'tell time' in kindergarten, tried to steal a chocolate egg once and got caught (putting me off crime and breaking regulations forever), used to call black people 'chocolate people' and disturbed church once by signing obnoxiously loud together with a friend, for which we got scolded afterwards.

Good times.

I once faked stole a pokémon card from someone.. he threw a brick at my head and now I has a scarf on my left eyebrow >.>'

3 - jumped randomly into the water. had to be saved by unckle.
6 - my first fight with toughest kid in kindergarten. Suprisingly i won, he cried.
7 - I cemented a friend. We let it dry. He cried after because i told him it will never go off.
9 - I pissed on a random guy on his head on the playground. I told him i spit and the wind carried it on his head.
9 - I told my family my brother died. He was hiding in a closet. I ran into the living room hiscterically yelling my bro had been hit by a car. My mom was in shock. I was so fucking punished that day.
9 - My best friend took a shit in a building where we live. The ground floor stinked for weeks. Our janitor was pissed couz he couldnt localise the smell. I betrayed my best friend for some candy. Even showed where the poo was.
10 - I applied me and my friends to a local football (soccer) tourney. I was so mad we were loosing so i replaced my best friend (who today is playing in the world cup) for a girl. People laughed. He didn't speak to me for weeks.
11 - I said FUCK YOU to a guitar teacher in music school. I dropped out that year.

5- Got suddenly the idea to go on an adventure with some friends with our bikes. Our parrents searghed for us till midnight.. they found us after that.. well you dont want to know.
7-8 Stealing is not good but when pokemon was in someguy stole a card from me and then the teacher came and took both our decks. I sneaked into the school in breaktime and stole my deck back inclusive the card he stole and alot of cards he had. ( Revenge)
9. Threw a rock from my garden to the neighboors garden wich i hated and it landed on his motorbike.. he never knew it was me.
Same age me and me brow threw a rock from our garden to an empty house 2 houses away. We said this is the last stone we throw after like 100 throws and it was a hit right into the glass. i laughed really really hard my brother dragged me inside and closed every door and window we got..
13-14. When i had my taekwando lessons i had to hold the uhm pillows ( dont know the word) and some guy was kicking it.. no problem so far but then i wasnt focussed because i was wandering off in my mind and suddenly he kicked the pillow and because i wasnt focussed i didnt gave power back so my hand came towards me at full speed leaving me with a black eye.
16 years old: I joined DL. Dumbest thing ever.
17 and up: Alot of acting things ive alot of tiny scars because of this. For a movie i jumped into the bushes at full speed ( looked really cool) but i didnt noticed the sharp logs lying on the ground and hitted it with my belly. I didnt noticed first till some1 said you are bleeding i got a scar there.
Well cant think of anything else anymore atm

"14 - Touched vagina and boobs for the first time."
Dumbest.. thing.. EVER!

ye Darijo in what way 14 and 16 r dumb? >.>
except if u missed a part of the fact

ou ya...thats not a dumb thing...dumb me

lol Darijos nr 9

p.s. thank you God for not having pokemon SHIT in my youth.

4. I fell on my head from 1 m....
5. the wind blew me away at the Black Sea.
7.started to smoke
8. I started to comment to a guy 2x my size...I did end up home, cuz I ran home XD I was scared.

and many others...

actually quite recently:

shopping with the girlfriend, and she decided to dump a load of "fancy" underwear in our trolly, was walking along and a random women was like "im guessing their not yours ^.^"
she distracted me for a spit second as i carried on walking, then trapped some ladies foot in the trolly's wheel.
she screamed.

i stood there in shock as everyone in the store looked at the contents of my trolly >.>

7-8: Tried to scare my sister by dressing up as a scary doll and hide in a dark room. I saw myself in the mirror and became scared of myself.

10-11: Broke in abandoned cottage with some school buddies by taking the window out of its place with a crowbar. Turned out it wasn't an abaondoned house and the owner showed up. We escaped into the forest and the dude caught one of our mates but never caught us.
We started having bad conscience and put the window back in its place the following morning.
The thing haunted me for more than a year lol.

There's plenty more but somehow can't remember any atm

I have a scar on my left eyebrow too.

3. Went to the park with my friend and he was on this big metal see-saw and I was standing on the other side (But not on the see-saw just standng next to it) and I pushed my side down so he would go up but then my side came back up and hit me in the chin so I had to get stitches

3-4. Drank a whole bottle of syrup by itself

3-4. Was going down a slide with a stick and my leg hit the stick and knocked it into my eye, not actually on the eyeball though it was right between my eyebrow and eyeball so I needed stitches.

4. Got my head stuck in the back of a wooden chair

5. Was walking on the sidewalk and wasn't looking and walked into a street sign and fell down

6. Punched my babysitter in the nose.

8. Was climbing up a tree and fell off and my nutsack landed on a branch pointing straight up and I got stuck on it and couldn't climb off and they started bleeding ( no permanent damage)

12. Was talking to my friend and called my teacher a bitch. She was standing behind me and heard me so I got in serious trouble.

Boomlala wrote:I have a scar on my left eyebrow too.

Surprisingly how much we've got in common.
xD

I got it by slipping and falling into a table corner. God damn it bled.

darn.
Ye for some reason eye brows got a lot of blood... thingies.. in them. x)

Oh I forgot to add one of my, well not really dumb but more unfortunate, things.
a few weeks ago we went on a class trip to Bruges and partied at the youth hostel.. Next morning, I obviously had been drinking the most, we took the bus back to train station.. but dam... that bus was shaking like fuck.. and I puked on a fellow clasmate's bag, in front of my whole class + 2 teachers. xD

owned

that sucks lol

rofl i puked in a bus once ( i was sityting in the back.. and in front was the bus driver, and old couple and a few rows before me was a woman sitting.. and it was 30 degrees outside and bus wa shaking.... and well i puked lol i was almost at school so i got out and walked the rest lol they didnt even noticed it was me

I puked in 2 street corners of Italy. Goddamn gastrointestinal infection.

Falc0n wrote:rofl i puked in a bus once ( i was sityting in the back.. and in front was the bus driver, and old couple and a few rows before me was a woman sitting.. and it was 30 degrees outside and bus wa shaking.... and well i puked lol i was almost at school so i got out and walked the rest lol they didnt even noticed it was me

the exact same thing happened to me once

you escaped as well? and are still ashamed of it even though nobody knows lol

lol i was so ashamed i was like: Lets get the heck out of here before they notice:P damn that would have smelled like hell in there i can imagine the woman or the couple standing up to get out and see a pool of puke there:P streaming towards them because the bus stopped lol !

xDD

Lets see...
Door fell on me as a baby, hit me in my head and fractured my skull.
I've built a treehouse and to get to the actuall treehouse, I hammered nails into a tree to make a ladder, I'm sure you've all done it. Slipped on the nails and fell down the tree with the nails cutting in my leg and dragging, so I had like a line scar, pissing of blood.
Fell out of a tree head first, smashed my head on a rock.
Told some random woman I was starving, so she told my mum she would call social services (I got in so much trouble)
Ripped the big expensive curtains off some huge trucks. Some friends got caught by security and locked up for it. I got away, however Police knocked on my door the next day and I was locked up for 6 hours. I got cautioned in the end (No record).
Jumped into a lake, which I'll never do again (My friend died in there a year ago)
Threw a snowball through a snowgritters window as he was gritting the street. He then chased us down our fields for hours.

Failed to choose economics as my undergrad degree.