portal

I dled it yesterday, it was fun, but why was it so short?
I finished it in a few hours

I think its length was perfect. You can get more maps challanges.

Download Portal Prelude, awesome!

Wasn't it like just a test to see how people react to a weapon like that? To see if it's worth putting in the next HL.

I love Portal, and sadly, the cake is a lie.

but there was cake in the end

I heard there's a glitch that gets you to the cake

The cake is a PIE

pie:


cake:


it was clearly the later kind

note that cake can refer to a different kind of desert, being this



you see? the cake is no lie

"Technically the Cake is a lie, whether it exists or not.
You were never going to get the cake, neither were the other test subjects, hence, the cake is a lie. "

If you go to the cake room with NOCLIP, and throw the cube on the cake, it goes through it.

THE CAKE IS A LIE!

this game was fun and funny at the same time during the challenges <.<.

how can you prove you were never going to get cake? it's there for a reason

The cake is fake, and you die/pass-out on pavement outside the laboratories.

And if you listen to GLaDOS during your last lvl, you are about to get your cake, and before you know it, your heading towards a furnace. The cake is a furnace.

Hence a lie.

Holy shitballs.

In the end you can see the cake, so it's there.

Just because you see something, doesn't mean its there.
Also, how do you know you physically saw it with your eyes anyway? It could be a dream/imagination <.>

RIIIIIIIIGHT

I still believe there was cake, even though evil computer bitch tried to kill Chell

I think there was a cake, but it couldn't've been real 'cause obviously it had stood there for a long time still looking freshly delicious.
No cake can survive in room temperature for that long looking normal.

Thus, the cake must be a lie.

srsly, the main goal of the game is cake. But you see on the walls the cake is a lie.
Then at the last test, evil bitch tries to kill you and you run away. So you don't get cake.
but afterwards you can see the remains of evil computer bitch eat the cake. So it has been there.

lies

What if Pinocchio said "My nose will grow"?

http://www.aperturescience.com/

Gepetto would stick him up his ass.

lmao

wtf xD

Boomlala wrote:What if Pinocchio said "My nose will grow"?

He says it --> it's a lie because it just doesn't grow suddenly. But because it was a lie it actually does grow.

But when you give it a thought, nothing would happen. If Pinocchio said "my nose will grow" he would practically be speaking the truth, since most likely his noce WILL grow in some point of his life because no man can live without lying. Or at least it's damn hard, and most of us agree that Pinocchio couldn't beat the challenge, seeing how he lied as damned in the movie.